3 Things I learned Hoeing Around

Regardless of what launches you into the slut life, and whether it be a break up, or moving out, or a sudden life change and everyone goes through this stage. And it’s certainly not a negative thing. Well, if you don’t make it a negative thing that is. Being a slut is such a fun and important time in your young life. So, I encourage you to embrace it.

I didn’t say that the slut life was easy though. There’s a lot that comes with hoeing around, but it’s what you choose to do with all the BS that’s thrown at you that truly defines this time. Being a slut is fun. If you don’t think so, stop thinking of “slut” as a dirty word. All a slut is, is someone who has many casual sex partners. When you word it like that it doesn’t sound so bad does it? It sounds pretty gosh darn great.

Here are a couple things I’ve learned while living the hoe life, that might help you in your slutty endeavors:

1. People are going to talk
Humans are social animals. Unfortunately, which means we are basically programmed to gossip. While you’re hoeing around people are going to talk to you, because surprise men talk too. Men will often talk more than women or rather in more degrading terms. So, don’t be surprised if you’re local frat-boy-gym-rat-douche-canoe is talking mad shit to all his bros about you being a slut.

Women certainly talk too. But you’re less likely to be labeled a whore as a man slut.

The first step to dealing with gossip is knowing that it’s going to happen whether you like it or not. People are going to talk about you, it sucks, but it’s going to happen. However, if you hear people saying nasty things about you shut them down. I repeat: SHUT. THEM. DOWN. Do not let people shame you for going out and getting what you want. As long as everything you’re doing is safe, sane, and consensual you’re in the clear.

Don’t let people walk all over you, but understand that people will talk shit regardless of what you do with your life.

2. Your body is a temple, treat it as such
In short, love yourself. Love your body. The most effective way to love your body is to A. give it what it wants (in this case I mean sex) and B. be safe. Always use condoms and make sure you’re using two forms of birth control. A pregnancy can shut down your hoe lifestyle real fast.

So, make sure you’re protecting yourself from pregnancy and STI’s as well as toxic partners. More on that in the next sectionÖ

3. You’re hot. Period.
One thing I’ve learned from hoeing around is that you are hot. I don’t care how many stretch marks you have or if you’ve gained the freshman 15 and still haven’t lost it. I don’t care if you don’t have Kylie Jenner lips or Kim K hips. YOU ARE HOT. And there is someone out there ñ probably someone at the party you’re at or in your English class and who thinks you’re hot as fuck. So, go sit on their face. Or get your face sat on, whatever floats your boat.

Want to learn more about the benefits of being a slut? Then check out the video below!